Dear Random Kumquats:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when i saw the shrunken head outside Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as a eskimo.

Go Burn,
Demonic-Angel72

TAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!







*fucking dies*
I fucking love letter memes. They rock.
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I TAG!!!

Happy birthday irene!!!

just forgot to say that yur present is in the scraps....wooo.........

squee

yeah, i know you guys haven't heard anything from me except from the occasional 'lol'or whatever in replies so i just want to say WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!!!
I bought myself a fucking tablet, and i've been playing around on it for the past couple of hours....my eyes and head hurt but i dont give a fuck!! Who is hell needs sleep?? *eye twitch*

Love the whole fucking family!! Miss you all!! *super glomp*

Irene: your birfday present will probably be late. >.< Really sorry. You see, what i figured out is that i will only have two days to color it because i dont have a fucking scanner over here in sunny pain-in-the-ass florida, which was partly the reason i bought the tablet but then i realized it would take me a while to get used to it and blah blah blah..... so yeah. I'll have the scetch up for you the day of birthy day but its gonna take me awhile to color it. Fucking sorry Irene!!

.Post these rules.
2.People tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals.
3.Tag six people and post their icons on the same journal.
4.Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5.No tag-backs.

1. i have read guy on guy porn every day since last day of school.
2. i REALLY dont want go to florida tomorrow
3. i want a cookie and to see gaara naked.....
4. i miss my friends!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
5. i love gory movies *watching Resident Evil: Extinction*
6. i want to drive somewhere
7. i want to learm to drive. that should probably go before #6...fuck it
8 i dislike my sister way more than a normal sister should

first six to read are fucking TAGGED!!!!! except irene since she already did it


Your Boy Side

[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[x] dogs are better than cats (i love ALL animals...but dogs are funner to play with)
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] shopping is torture. (with my sister? oh god i rather fucking die)
[x] sad movies suck
[x] you own an x-box (hell yeah)
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega. (2 outta 3!!!!)
[X] you used to be obsessed with power rangers (i was the blue one, my boy cousin was the red one, my girl cousin was the yellow one and my sister was the pink one)
[x] you watch sports on TV (sometimes)
[x] gory movies are cool (they are fucking awesome!!!)
[] you go to your dad for advice (oh hell no!!!)
[] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] you like going to football games. (i would love to)
[] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(i usually dont sleep)
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] sports are fun.
[x] talk with food in your mouth
[] wear boxers.

Total = 20 ( i'm such a guy *_*)

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Your girl side

[] you wear lip gloss.
[] you love to shop.
[] you wear eyeliner.
[x] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] you wear the color pink. (hate the damn color)
[] go to your mom for advice.
[] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black (black is awesome!!)
[x] you like hanging out at the mall. (with the right people)
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] you like wearing jewelry (i like to, its just that i always manage to brake it....)
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (fuck no)
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] you don't like the movie star wars.
[x] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (when i was little i did gymnastics)
[] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] you smile a lot more than you should.
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[] you care about what you look like.
[] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] you wear girl underwear.
[x] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total 7. damn.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. leaving for florida tomorrow. someone fucking please steal me from my house tonight. i dont wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Can you fill this out without lying?
Do the survey, then tag THREE people.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
uhhhh...i think it was food

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
i dunno a matthew.

Where was your ID picture taken?
at school

Last time you walked further than a block?
today

Name someone that made you laugh today?
ma cousin binki

How late did you stay up last night and why?
uhhh...3:45? i'm an insomniac

If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?
new york, italy!! or maybe somewhere closer to my friends.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
noooooooooo

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
i think alyssa or katie

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
sure

Do you prefer to call or text?
i cant text, and i dont like talking on the phone. soooo neither???

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
i dont like dr. pepper.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
uhhhh...last year???? a while ago....

Where are you at right now?
in my bedroom

What bed did you sleep in last night?
i'm pretty fucking sure it was either mine...or gaara's...

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
i dunno....my birthday presents.....

When is your birthday?
august 1

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
erica and christina at a party

Was yesterday better than today?
yes and no

Can you live a day without TV?
depends on what day and how busy i am

What are you listening to?
Miss Murder by AFI

Are you mad about anything?
nope

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
hell yeah

Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
my friend christina's house a couple weeks ago

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
uhhh...i seriously dont know.....

Would you take your ex back?
if i had one, maybe

Where do you wish you were right now?
at my cousins house or at a friends house.

What should you be doing right now?
sleeping....my eyes are hurting

Is anything bothering you right now?
my shoulders and legs are fucking hurting from horse back riding camp

Are you a bad influence?
yep. i curse to much

Night out or night in?
wtf does that mean??

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
dunno. both???

What items could you not go without during the day?
ipod, toilet and uhhh...

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
sure.

so much pain......*dies*
whoever the fuck wants to do it can...